For the last player to arrive at the table

Roll the accent with which you must speak for the amount of time you were late

1. Woody Allen
2. Foghorn Leghorn
3. Deliverance redneck
4. Queens, baby
5. Millennial up-talker with vocal fry
6. Hardcore Minnesotan
7. Steve Irwin (everything is gorgeous)
8. Prohibition gangster (see here...)
9. Sly Stallone
10. Werner Herzog
11. Shatner
12. The Macho Man

Be warned: with the wrong group of players, this will encourage lateness.